No. Not mine. But that's funny.
M. is getting married in April. The exact date I cannot share with you on account of me not knowing. It is Easter weekend though. So now you can stalk her.
A few weeks ago I helped host a bridal shower for the dear girl up in chilly Massachusetts. My contribution to the entire party was to bring gift bags filled with delicious treats [i'm not going to bring gross treats. i don't even think those exist since the definition of treat is "something pleasurable"], provide some fruit for the feast, and have M.'s fiance R. answer some silly questions that M. had to answer before the opening of her lovely gifts.
M. received some lovely items which will be of great use in the future.
And the house where the party was held was filled with delightful little trinkets and decorations. Simple and beautiful.
May the future be bright and lovely for M. and R. as they start their new life together.